FebreezeTheShameAway

They get progressively better, so hang in there. ITS MY COLLECTION AND YOU WILL READ IT.

March of the penguins.

Basically the objective is to get someone to say “march.” The first person then cuts the person who says it off and screams “MARCH OF THE PENGUINS!!!” and everyone around jumps yelling like they just witnessed the greatest insult in all of history(“I can’t believe you fell for that!” “My god he walked right into it!” “Ohh shit! Ohh shit!!!”). New players to the game are often left confused as an explanation is never provided, yet they seem to always jump in on the game the next time someone is ‘marched.’ The game started with one person, it extends to pretty much everyone I see on a regular basis now.

— m8-

I was thinking about a game a few of my friends played in high school called “zombie.” What zombie basically amounts to is naked wrestling in the showers after gym class. They would clog the drains, turn all the showers on hi (so it would be foggy), and turn the lights off and designate a zombie. The result of this was screaming that could be heard from the gym. The girls always wanted to know what was going on, and other guys just told them “you dont want to know.” Eventually, one of my other friends took a girl in there during the game. Right as he opened the door, she saw our one friend “turn” our other friend into a zombie. Over her screaming, you can hear they guy yelling, “IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?! NOW YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO.”

— GoodLuckLetsFuck 

I grew up in a special place with many rednecks and few brain cells.

There was a game called “Stick” which was rather stupid and bloody. There was also one called “Circle” which is a drinking game but not the one with cards. Hands down though, the worst was “Nail”.

Here were the rules:

You get a pair of pliers, a blow torch, a large iron/steel nail, and a lot of whiskey.

1. Player one grabs the nail with the pliers and then heats it until it is read hot with the blow torch.
2. Player two then has take a swig of whiskey or player one gets to burn him with the red hot nail.
3. After making his decision and experiencing the consequences, Player two gets the nail and Player 3 must decide.
4. Repeat for all players until out of whiskey.

No one ever wins in Nail. After a few rounds, people get pretty smashed and start choosing Nail instead of drinking. The more you drink, the less you feel, the more you choose Nail.

I watched 17 year old high school girls join in this game. There were a lot of people with serious scars and half dead livers in my home town.

— LaserHorse

My brothers and I used to play Hide the Body. In the background, we’d have the theme from Unsolved Mysteries playing. My older brother, the biggest, would pretend to be dead. My little brother and I would take turns dragging and hiding his body to a designated spot. Whoever could get him there the fastest and shut off the music was the winner.

— themightiestmouse

“Get down Mr. President” In a big group of friends, one person would put their finger to their ear (like a secret service agent) and as the rest of the group noticed they would do the same. When there was one person left without their finger to their ear, everyone would scream “GET DOWN MR. PRSIDENT” and tackle them. On pavement, gravel, whatever. There were some injuries.

— katyjake

eurohist:

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• And Hitler was like:
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• And Churchill was like “sure bro, whatever you want”
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• And FDR was like:
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• And Mussolini was like:
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• Even fucking Hirohito was like:
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